Well as I found out in my post today. because I am female I am powerful over men. Because I have nice breasts I have even more power and a nice butt means I am all but god according to a few readers. So I use my awesome cosmic powers over your day. Because you are male they WILL work /waves her jedi hand/.
I here by proclaim this day less busy, less stressful and more pleasant. I will further distract your boss and have him send you home early with full pay!
Well as I found out in my post today. because I am female I am powerful over men. Because I have nice breasts I have even more power and a nice butt means I am all but god according to a few readers. So I use my awesome cosmic powers over your day. Because you are male they WILL work /waves her jedi hand/.
I here by proclaim this day less busy, less stressful and more pleasant. I will further distract your boss and have him send you home early with full pay!
/nod
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