Today, my favorite professional wrestling league holds its biggest event of the year, AEW ALL IN: TEXAS. It will originate from Globe Life Field in Arlington, which is a baseball stadium that is home of the Texas Rangers. ALL IN has been hyped for months, and it’s leading up to some professional wrestling and a little razzle-dazzle too!

The three big matches will be a Texas Death Match featuring champion Jon Moxley vs. challenger Hangman Adam Page for the All Elite Wrestling Men’s World Championship. The AEW Women’s World Championship is on the line with champion Toni Storm vs. TBS champion Mercedes Mone. In sport’s greatest rivalry, AEW International Champion Kenny Omega will face off against his biggest foe Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada for the AEW Unified Championship.

There will be other big matches with big stakes, including the AEW World Tag Team Championship as well as Men’s and Women’s Casino Gauntlet matches.

I have been waiting for this for weeks. This is going to be an event for the history books. It will be emotional, violent, and full of excitement. LFG fellow SICKOS!!!!