“That psycho nurse wanted to force me into labor and steal my child” More things you hear in a soap opera you don’t hear anywhere else.

“When I learned you were my son” yep, sounds about right.

My work computer did an update. Once it was finished it displayed this screen. There must be a metaphor here, or something like that.

I thought growing old would take longer. Some days it feels like it.

The more alarms the better to get you up and going. Some mornings are like that.