Too busy today for any April Fools shenanigans.
Daylight Saving Time sucks. I am not feeling it right now. Benjamin Franklin your idea sucks here in 20th Century.
I am over here doing dork guy stuff. It keeps me out of trouble or something like that.
Hello everyone, how’s it going? It’s another Tuesday just in case you weren’t aware.
How are you doing my fellow weirdos?
I like high quality quirky stuff other people scratch their heads over. The weirder the better in many cases.
Well, good people how is everyone doing at this time of day? The weekend is almost here and that’s always good news.
Being over 50 is weird. Weird I say.